Aries: You may want to do some reflecting about when you last washed your sheets.
Taurus: Your power is high right now, and you may have been abusing it a little bit. Use this week to make amends.
Sagittarius: RE that big decision you’re trying to make: At this point, just flip a coin. This whole thing has been going on for way too long. Sincerely, a fellow Sag
Leo: You will be feeling more forgetful than usual this week. Double check your calendar.
Capricorn: The lettuce at the salad bar will be bad for everyone this week, but especially for you. Avoid it.
Aquarius: Try to take 1 (one) walk this week! You are very cool, but you should get outside more.
Pisces: I know you’ve been thinking about going vegan for a while now. This may be the week to finally try it!
Gemini: Stop scrolling through TikTok all day and start calling your family.
Cancer: Just hang in there babes! You will be riding the struggle bus this week, but you get to be done soon.
Virgo: I mean this in the nicest way: All your friends already know that you’re a Virgo. You should maybe stop blaming all of your actions on your zodiac sign… I’m not actually sure that you should be reading this right now.
Libra: You have been working very hard lately and you deserve to let yourself take a break. You deserve it!
Scorpio: You will probably get chased by a bee this week, so prepare for that one emotionally.
Sagittarius: RE that big decision you’re trying to make: At this point, just flip a coin. This whole thing has been going on for way too long. Sincerely, a fellow Sag
Leo: You will be feeling more forgetful than usual this week. Double check your calendar.
Capricorn: The lettuce at the salad bar will be bad for everyone this week, but especially for you. Avoid it.
Aquarius: Try to take 1 (one) walk this week! You are very cool, but you should get outside more.
Pisces: I know you’ve been thinking about going vegan for a while now. This may be the week to finally try it!
