Graphic by Andrew Mazariegos-Ovalle
Have you ever gone to a Carleton party for the first time ever and then see a guy from Hinge and dance with him for an hour and then fall in front of him as you leave? Me too. But never fear, dear soul, for I have amassed a lifetime’s worth of knowledge on how to recover gracefully and, dare I say, cutely.
You don’t.
Tell all your friends.
Scream into the void (your pillow)
Get back out there!
Good luck!