Dear St. Olaf Football,
I love your vespas. When I see them parked at Old Main, Buntrock, and, Regents, it makes me chuckle. Especially when you’re riding your scooters, you look perched like you’re a senior citizen at a swim up bar on a carnival cruise. I love it. Or when you’re taking your teammates up from Porter and they ride on the back, you remind me of the two boys from Luca. It’s just so cute, and funny, and unserious, and it’s part of what makes this hill a little home. Also, good job at homecoming.
Signed,
A friendly Ole.
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