Dear Men’s Tennis,
So I went to one of your games earlier, and I was wondering, what’s with all the screaming? Like, you start the match, and it’s all fine, breathing back and forth, super nice, super easy, and then, you just start, grunting? Like EYUH! It’s a little off-putting. But then again, you are working out. Sprinters grunt, football players grunt… but you’re kind of, like, moaning, too? I don’t know, it’s off putting. And then later in the match you started screaming, too? Like it was a grunt and then a scream? And it happened when I think you lost, so that makes sense if it’s a scream of frustration, but you also scream when you win, and just randomly… it’s giving ‘rabies,’ I’m not going to lie. But hey, you all do you. I just might not be coming back. But let’s go boys!
Best,
A slightly off-put Ole
