Capricorn: Float through this week like a red balloon! Take it easy and enjoy yourself.

Aquarius: Travel across the sky like a rainbow. Book that flight. Spring break plans, anyone?

Pisces: A rarity like yourself, blue moon, deserves one of those $8 cheesecake things from the Cage. I’ve never had one (not a Pisces </3); let me know how it is.

Aries: Hellooooo, whole-grain oats! You’re reliable and consistent — the best kind of friend. Maybe buy a Friday Flower for a friend just because? You’re the glue that keeps the group together. #crewglue

Taurus: You magical unicorn, you. Frolic in the Natural Lands with a friend. Decent weather to do that as of late! You’ll both look so elegant.

Gemini: Buckle up with your horseshoes, Gemini, I see a good workout in your future. A personal record is within reach, hero.

Cancer: What a joy you are! You’re the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. Say “yes” to that invite, you are wanted there.

Leo: Lucky you, Leo! This week is shaped like a four-leaf clover. That exam you didn’t study for? Nailed it. Maybe buy just one lottery ticket.

Virgo: You are the life of the party, heart marshmallow. Stay safe this weekend — plenty of carbs and lots of water this week.

Libra: Big travel plans for you, jumbo rainbow. Book that long flight? Across an ocean, perhaps? Biiiig rainbow.

Scorpio: The sand in the hourglass is reminding me of the beach. I’ve decided your spring break plans. You’re welcome.

Sagittarius: Shoot for the stars: apply to that job you’ve been procrastinating, ask out the kind person who sits in front of you in class, clear out your inbox clutter that’s accumulated from the past few months. You shine, Sag!