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Fontina Battaglia, Contributing Writer November 20, 2024

Capricorn: I know you think you have it all together but I fear you do not!!! How have you been treating the people around you? Maybe work on that.  Aquarius: Mental health days are only supposed to...

Nov. 10 - Nov. 16 Horoscopes

Nov. 10 – Nov. 16 Horoscopes

Fontina Battaglia, Contributing Writer November 13, 2024

Capricorn    Do not be afraid of changes that happen, but don't let them influence all of your actions. Trust your intuition and things will work themselves out. Aquarius   Stop avoiding your problems!...

Horoscopes: State Fair food edition

Louise Skokan, Staff Writer November 6, 2024

Aries: Chocolate Chip Cookies; there’s nothing wrong with a simple and delicious bucket of cookies to eat while you enjoy yourself at the State Fair. With the gooey-ness of chocolate and the overall...

Halloween Horoscopes

Halloween Horoscopes

Em Haas, Copy Editor October 23, 2024

Aries Lean into the natural impulsivities of being the first sign — and a fire sign, too — in the zodiac! Try costume-shopping with no idea of what to go as, buying candy not originally on your grocery...

Stav Hall horoscopes

Caroline Geer November 16, 2023

Aries: Avoid Stav apples this week, they're less sweet than you like now that the season is over. Taurus: Try one of the new weird meat options at Bold and Spicy. Or get the beans they always have. Gemini:...

11/9 Horoscopes

Fin Walling November 9, 2023

Aries - Do y’all ever get the feeling that you’re just a less cool Capricorn? A ram’s basically just a goat, but just… not as rad. That’s what the stars think, anyway. Taurus - Mars is in ascendancy...

Horoscopes

Horoscopes

Justin Vorndran April 27, 2023

Virgo:  You will feel a strong affinity and sense of empathy for the Northern Pike this week. Try and avoid going fishing if you can, and if you do go, make sure to catch-and-release. Step carefully...

Horoscopes

Horoscopes

Margaret Page March 23, 2023

Spring Breakers Aries:  Rawr. Gemini:   Two-faced. We love. Do your worst! Streak! Scream! Do it all.   Leo:  Take this break to not be the center of attention. It might do ya some good!   Libra:  Relax...

Horoscopes

Horoscopes

Caroline Geer March 16, 2023

There might be a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. It could also be rain reflecting light. Watch out for tricks of the light this week. Gemini: Leprechauns aren’t the only tricksters out and about...

Horoscopes

Horoscopes

Caroline Geer March 9, 2023

Aries: Watch out for false friends and enemies this week. Your impressions of your relationships at this time may not be correct. Take a deeper look at the situation before proceeding. Taurus: Stay...

Horoscopes

Horoscopes

Justin Vorndran March 2, 2023

Aries: Look for chances to love yourself today. You are at your best when you are confident, and you can bring a lot to the world when you see the greatness within yourself. Look at yourself in the mirror,...

Horoscopes

Horoscopes

Caroline Geer December 8, 2022

Aries:  “All I Want for Christmas is You” by Mariah Carey  Like the Aries queen herself, Mariah, you shine during the holidays. Focus less on celebrating others, and take time to shine by yourself.   Taurus:  “Hot...

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