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Horoscopes

Horoscopes

Ashlyn Wuench, Executive Editor March 26, 2025

Aries: You’re so lovely! What else is lovely? Cookies. You deserve one. Or two. Or maybe, like, another one on top of that. OR MAKE A CAKE OH THAT WOULD BE LOVELY. Taurus: A wonderful walk in the...

Whimsical Cats

Louise Skokan, Staff Writer March 19, 2025

Aries: A Ragdoll, the pretty blue-eyed, silky soft kitty cat. Their color is pretty simple, with the fur color being a tan-ish white, while the tail, ears, and spots around the face are a deeper and darker...

Horoscopes

Horoscopes

Lauren Schilling, Illustrator March 13, 2025

Capricorn: Consistency is key. What you put out into the world, positive or negative aura, will come back to you.  Aquarius: Tap into your creative side. You’ll find luck in prioritizing your artistic...

Horoscopes

Horoscopes

Louise Skokan, Staff Writer March 5, 2025

Aries: Hummingbirds; while impatient, you work as an individual. You are effective and ambitious in your craft and everything you do. With all that energy in their little body, hummingbirds are still gentle...

Horoscopes

Horoscopes

Kate Linggi, A&E Editor March 4, 2025

Aries: Have you gone on a walk lately? Going to class doesn’t count. Embrace the milder weather this week with a stroll through the Natural Lands, explore Norway Valley (underrated!), or venture out...

Horoscopes: Whimsical Week

Horoscopes: Whimsical Week

Ashlyn Wuench, Variety Editor December 4, 2024

Capricorn    You're an Elf! I am so sorry that you're about to be summoned to the North Pole to help build some toys. Enjoy your time on campus while you can! Aquarius  You're a Nymph! Take a break...

Horoscopes

Horoscopes

Fontina Battaglia, Contributing Writer November 20, 2024

Capricorn: I know you think you have it all together but I fear you do not!!! How have you been treating the people around you? Maybe work on that.  Aquarius: Mental health days are only supposed to...

Nov. 10 - Nov. 16 Horoscopes

Nov. 10 – Nov. 16 Horoscopes

Fontina Battaglia, Contributing Writer November 13, 2024

Capricorn    Do not be afraid of changes that happen, but don't let them influence all of your actions. Trust your intuition and things will work themselves out. Aquarius   Stop avoiding your problems!...

Horoscopes: State Fair food edition

Louise Skokan, Staff Writer November 6, 2024

Aries: Chocolate Chip Cookies; there’s nothing wrong with a simple and delicious bucket of cookies to eat while you enjoy yourself at the State Fair. With the gooey-ness of chocolate and the overall...

Halloween Horoscopes

Halloween Horoscopes

Em Haas, Copy Editor October 23, 2024

Aries Lean into the natural impulsivities of being the first sign — and a fire sign, too — in the zodiac! Try costume-shopping with no idea of what to go as, buying candy not originally on your grocery...

Stav Hall horoscopes

Caroline Geer November 16, 2023

Aries: Avoid Stav apples this week, they're less sweet than you like now that the season is over. Taurus: Try one of the new weird meat options at Bold and Spicy. Or get the beans they always have. Gemini:...

11/9 Horoscopes

Fin Walling November 9, 2023

Aries - Do y’all ever get the feeling that you’re just a less cool Capricorn? A ram’s basically just a goat, but just… not as rad. That’s what the stars think, anyway. Taurus - Mars is in ascendancy...

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