Capricorn
You're an Elf! I am so sorry that you're about to be summoned to the North Pole to help build some toys. Enjoy your time on campus while you can!
Aquarius
You're a Nymph! Take a break...
Capricorn: I know you think you have it all together but I fear you do not!!! How have you been treating the people around you? Maybe work on that.
Aquarius: Mental health days are only supposed to...
Capricorn
Do not be afraid of changes that happen, but don't let them influence all of your actions. Trust your intuition and things will work themselves out.
Aquarius
Stop avoiding your problems!...
Aries: Chocolate Chip Cookies; there’s nothing wrong with a simple and delicious bucket of cookies to eat while you enjoy yourself at the State Fair. With the gooey-ness of chocolate and the overall...
Aries
Lean into the natural impulsivities of being the first sign — and a fire sign, too — in the zodiac! Try costume-shopping with no idea of what to go as, buying candy not originally on your grocery...
Aries: Avoid Stav apples this week, they're less sweet than you like now that the season is over.
Taurus: Try one of the new weird meat options at Bold and Spicy. Or get the beans they always have.
Gemini:...
Aries - Do y’all ever get the feeling that you’re just a less cool Capricorn? A ram’s basically just a goat, but just… not as rad. That’s what the stars think, anyway.
Taurus - Mars is in ascendancy...
Virgo:
You will feel a strong affinity and sense of empathy for the Northern Pike this week. Try and avoid going fishing if you can, and if you do go, make sure to catch-and-release. Step carefully...
Spring Breakers
Aries:
Rawr.
Gemini:
Two-faced. We love. Do your worst! Streak! Scream! Do it all.
Leo:
Take this break to not be the center of attention. It might do ya some good!
Libra:
Relax...
There might be a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. It could also be rain reflecting light. Watch out for tricks of the light this week.
Gemini:
Leprechauns aren’t the only tricksters out and about...
Aries:
Watch out for false friends and enemies this week. Your impressions of your relationships at this time may not be correct. Take a deeper look at the situation before proceeding.
Taurus:
Stay...
Aries: Look for chances to love yourself today. You are at your best when you are confident, and you can bring a lot to the world when you see the greatness within yourself. Look at yourself in the mirror,...
